Don't worry pet
My work internet connection is being so slow that any attempt by me to duel with Bert over your affections is going to end in 404 disaster anyway.

You guys have fun! :)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:56, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ah! The modern b3tan relationship
lovely
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:58, Reply)

You're invited too, you know :o)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:00, Reply)

This is probably my favourite OT thread EVER
I get happynaughtyfuntime with you and chickenlady? This is awesome, if BGB joins in I'm likely to explode all over my monitor.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Oh BGBeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Where are you?

*drums fingers*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:04, Reply)

So how do you want it up you
and which brand of chocolate spread is that? If it's Nutella, game on.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:04, Reply)

Diagonally
And of course it's Nutella - all the nutty goodness is extra protein, ergo it counts in with the GI diet ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:08, Reply)

Diagon-anally?
Right, bend over.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:08, Reply)

I mis-read that as "Diagon Alley"
Was about to flounce if you were a Harry Snotter fan...
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:12, Reply)

I'm here, oiled and ready.

( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:30, Reply)

Now I feel sorry for you
Would you like to join in? I'd be more than happy to be behind you as you pound your Mrs in our little sex conga
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:59, Reply)