Like a fucking kipper.

( thealternativefact, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:59, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Is this the beginning of a new B3ta romance....?
I can provide violin music and candles, if required?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:06, Reply)

We regualry meet up for HAWT D8s, I'm having one tonight actually.
All the hot-mahmas wanna go for thai food and ice cream with gonz.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:08, Reply)

It must be the latent sex appeal
you ooze from every pore
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:09, Reply)

I'm one hot-potato.
Just the other day I was walking past a group of girls and they said.
"Oh gee oh gosh oh my, that's one dreamboat, I hope one day a gal like me can get a catch like that. Yum, if he was a ice lollypop, he'ld be a FAB."
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:11, Reply)

aww
you make me smile so much Gonz.

Well after I figure out what the hell you're on about :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:12, Reply)

Don't figure it out.
Your brain will collapse.
( thealternativefact, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:14, Reply)

=D
You should totally run away with him to Benador.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Benador?
Is this a region of Middle Earth?
( thealternativefact, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:26, Reply)

Just ice-cream next time.
Ice-cream + Thai food + a helping of Gonz = too much!
( thealternativefact, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:14, Reply)

Apparently, I'm the leading cause of diabities agmonst the local female population.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:24, Reply)