He popped out of the giant stapler on my desk this very day.
And told me not to eat too much horse steak.
( Maladicta, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:33, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Horse steak does have that effect on you

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:35, Reply)

Something to avoid in Paris, then! :)

( Maladicta, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:43, Reply)

But you can still see the giant staplers instead.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:47, Reply)

In their natural habitat?
This one goes CLUNK in a very satisfying way!
( Maladicta, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:56, Reply)

When they're not hiding, they're a spectacular sight to behold.
But watch out for the stray giant staples.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:01, Reply)

Eek! Spiky!

( Maladicta, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:05, Reply)

A sadly misunderstood beast
Kept in offices in horrific inhumane conditions.

What could be more majestic than the sight of a majestic herd of giant staplers majestically making their way across the majestic Serengheti in the majestic sunset?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:07, Reply)

But they have to compete for food with the hole-punchers

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:10, Reply)

*clunkity clunkity clunk*
How glorious they are.
( Maladicta, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:11, Reply)