Bloody hell
We just had a work presentation on the new system.

1. Stick USB token into computer and enter username and password for disk encryption.
2. Enter username and password to log in to windows.
3. Bring up login page in web browser and enter username and password.
4. Click on application portal in virtual desktop that opens.
5. Enter username and password for application portal.
6. Click on virtual desktop in new window that opens.
7. Start application in virtual desktop and - you've guessed it - enter username and password.

Extra credit: They're going to *try* to ensure all the usernames are the same. We are allowed to use the same password for each but we'll have to keep them in sync manually and there's no guarantee that some might have different security requirements and expiry periods.

So inevitably passwords are going to be written down and all that security ends up leaving us less secure.

What foot-shootings have you seen recently?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:55, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That's just shit security,
passwords are now getting outdated and useless for the 30% of the work force that are retarded.
They should use smart cards or authenticators.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 11:57, Reply)

None that were quite as boring as your example.

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 12:03, Reply)

ha!
definitely this!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 12:10, Reply)

I remember this one time at work
they changed the system so I had to type my password in 6 times.
Oh the debates that started!
I even had to tell the internet about it.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 12:16, Reply)

I think you'll like this,
By the way.
www.b3ta.com/questions/technohacks/post508196
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 12:21, Reply)

I read the first paragraph
O_o
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 12:22, Reply)

whats that
got to do with his post??
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Nothing,
I couldn't be bothered to gaz him.
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 12:23, Reply)

Didn't she notice that your cock was room temperature?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 12:24, Reply)

Can I just say one word
HA
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 12:25, Reply)

Spellbinding.

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 12:24, Reply)

I once had sex and everything
with a real girl and everything and we were totally naked and everything and we both totally had sex.

and everything.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 12:30, Reply)

I once had sex with someone FROM B3TA
CHECK ME OUT QOTW.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 12:32, Reply)

I was thinking of someone else the whole time.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 12:33, Reply)

Bullshit
You were the one who suggested I did you in front of the mirror.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 12:34, Reply)

I was thinking of VOLTAN

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 12:35, Reply)

You said you liked to watch yourself being humiliated by a young buck.
You even had me write my user id numbers on your face with cum.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 12:35, Reply)

I angled the mirror so I could watch Time Team in the other room.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 12:37, Reply)

I wondered why you asked me if I'd found any broken pottery
it was a bit of a mess back there, but nothing like that.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 12:39, Reply)

That was me trying to be seductive.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 12:49, Reply)

INTERNET LIEZ!!!!!111

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 12:36, Reply)

AutoIt is your friend!
www.autoitscript.com/autoit3/

You should be able to script steps 3-7.

If I can find it I'll dig out an old script to login to a intranet, then a virtual desktop then finally SAP which should be adaptable.
(bill, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 12:51, Reply)