Afternoon.
I'm under the weather today. How is everyone else feeling?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:06, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm alright,
I get paid tomorrow, and a friend is cooking me dinner.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:06, Reply)

All the better for seeing you

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:06, Reply)

thanks!

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:20, Reply)

Tip-top
and happy to flop.

Would anybody like the other half of my twix?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:10, Reply)

Ok I could use a twix

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Ok, but you have to eat it properly
You know the rules, right?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:15, Reply)

what is the right way to eat a twix?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:17, Reply)

You slowly nibble off the top
then you nibble the chocolate from all around the edges, you lick the rest of the chocolate off the bottom of the biscuit. You then stick the biscuit finger up your mother's quim.

Enjoy!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:18, Reply)

Good.
Boss is on a half day holiday which lets me arse around on b3ta. Hooray!
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:12, Reply)

I iz WELL safe today bruv',
Yahgetsme? I be all like "Dayum man, that code isn't going execute as expected as I've not updated the online version of the libary, yeah'bruv', totally run a sql script to update the online version, safe."
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:18, Reply)

Absofuckinglutely Marvellous.
400mg of tramadol a day, everyday, for 3 weeks will do that to you.
Floaty warm, man. Floaty warm.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:33, Reply)

I've just had chilli and wine
And I get paid tomorrow, and I'm going on a big all-day bender. So that's good.
However, I'm a bit sleep-deprived and I has a sad. And a mad. Just a tiny one, but iz still a mad.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:13, Reply)