Bert was visiting his wife at her office for a christmas party.
Becky and a group of european mercenaries took control of the building.
Bert escaped through the air ducts but his wife was captured along with his shoes.
Becky sent some goons to find him, Bert killed them by pushing a goon down the stairs.
then he had a machine gun. Ho.Ho.Ho.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:01, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yippee Ki Ay
Motherf*cker
(TheColonel, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:05, Reply)

You can swear on the internet you know.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:06, Reply)

Can you f*ck

(TheColonel, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:06, Reply)

first internet laugh of the day
it's been a slow one.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:07, Reply)