Come on internet
Tell me the Becky -v- Bert story.
I want your outraged opinions too.
Quickly now, I haven't all day.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:58, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Bert was visiting his wife at her office for a christmas party.
Becky and a group of european mercenaries took control of the building.
Bert escaped through the air ducts but his wife was captured along with his shoes.
Becky sent some goons to find him, Bert killed them by pushing a goon down the stairs.
then he had a machine gun. Ho.Ho.Ho.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Yippee Ki Ay
Motherf*cker
(TheColonel, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:05, Reply)

You can swear on the internet you know.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:06, Reply)

Can you f*ck

(TheColonel, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:06, Reply)

first internet laugh of the day
it's been a slow one.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:07, Reply)

Shag
Brag
Groan
Moan
(TheColonel, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:06, Reply)

I think moan is supposed to be between shag and brag

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:08, Reply)

That's part of the problem

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:08, Reply)

I'm guessing Bert did the bragging.
Is he a lot less attractive than Becky?
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:12, Reply)

Incorrect, sir
I mentioned it in a way only she would have understood, aaaages ago, but she's clearly still very bitter and fired up about it.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:31, Reply)

I just don't think fellow B3tans should copulate.
It rarely ends well.
( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:28, Reply)

She brags about it
Under the guise that she's only telling us how often HE brags. But I know the truth...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:32, Reply)

This^^^
I think she enjoys making a big deal out of it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:34, Reply)

that is not the right way to go about ending the feud

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:36, Reply)

I should just say nothing

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:37, Reply)

the world would be a better place if more people caught on that quickly
and then actually stopped talking altogether
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:39, Reply)

I caught on months ago
I went away for a while, gave it some space, I really thought she'd be over it by now. I shouldn't have mentioned it and never will again, all these posts are utterly pointless.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:41, Reply)

My work here is done
*Disappears beneath his cape*
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:38, Reply)

Fnarrr!

(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:33, Reply)