it went soft and small
so he could have positioned it along the upper side of the dildo in the same hand and she might not have felt it.
No, wait...
No. Dunno.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:25, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I thought he was holding the dildo between his legs
I want a drawing of how he arranged his genitals so as to not arouse suspicion.
( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:26, Reply)

I doubt he 'aroused' very much
LOL
( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Oh yeah
So maybe his penis was in one of his hands, he was propped up on the other hand, and the dildo was between his legs.
Right?
No... Yes?
Logistical nightmare.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:29, Reply)

You're talking about this like you were the girl.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Yeah, it was me
I didn't even notice the difference. I thought it was a real penis. A bit plasticky and cool, but a penis all the same.
I've no idea where his real one was.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Y'see, there's always the
"Oh FFS... Does he think I'm STUPID? I'll let him "finish", then that's it, never again."
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:38, Reply)

I hope it didn't happen.
It's dreadful.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:40, Reply)

If it's true,
that's the only thing that explains the situations.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:43, Reply)

There is absolutely no way that I am ever going to belive that this is true.

( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:44, Reply)

If it is true
Then the only bit he lied about is the cigarette. I don't think she'd be so considerate as to put it out. I think she was bifting throughout.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:45, Reply)

I refuse to believe it's false.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:45, Reply)

In case you ever end up
Having sex?
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Why would she want someone
to pretend to fuck her whilst actually using a dido?
( Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Anyone who brings Dido into it
does not deserve to be fucked
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Can you imagine shoving her
stupid smug face into a foaming twat?
( Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Wailing as she goes!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:03, Reply)