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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I ask because the Torygraph must read OT and have done a story about it.
It was someone here wasn't it?
www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/6096788/Haribos-MAOAM-candy-criticised-for-sexual-sweet-wrappers.html
( , Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:13, 23 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The only way offtopic gets in the news is because of suicide attempts.
( , Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:17, Reply)

this was intentionally misconstrued as a visit to a local fast food eaterie.
Hilarity ensued.
( , Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:34, Reply)

and claim full credit for the hilarity that followed
( , Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:36, Reply)

but nabbed the link from another site.
it was in the daily fail I think, so maybe they picked it up from there?
( , Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:21, Reply)

someone had this link on facebook - www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1209383/Not-sweet-Fathers-outrage-pornographic-candy-wrappers.html
( , Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:22, Reply)

Fuck off, that's no more real that Cuthbert Cringeworthy.
( , Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:24, Reply)

I bet she got so turned on at the thought of Simon finally showing some balls for the first time in the 13 year relationship that she found herself getting damp watching his face go red and the sinews in his neck tense. As his eyes started to bulge dangerously and little flecks of spit flew out of his mouth as he bellowed at the managers face she felt her pulse quicken and her breathing got shallower, she couldn't help herself, she found her hand sliding down the front of skirt almost without her realising. As Simon jabbed his finger at the managers puny chest and flung the filthy sweets onto the floor in front of him she frantically rubbed at her engorged clitoris. She could feel the blood rushing to her face and her knees suddenly buckled as she came.
"What's wrong darling?" said Simon noticing her stumble "oh, nothing darling, I'm just a bit distressed by all the shouting" she mumbled "I'd best go and sit in the car".
( , Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:28, Reply)

offended and enraged by this filth for years.
Why is it suddenly "news"
( , Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:47, Reply)
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