Maybe if you and your "wife" weren't such appaling parents
your "child" wouldn't be so incapable as to need pushing everywhere in a big plastic ankle crusher.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

i have a buggy
and i enjoy deliberately catching peoples ankles. Also, they're great for pushing through crowds. I am very important and so is my child so we should generally have right of way. People without children are probably dangerous paedophiles.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:59, Reply)

Your "child" is just a shaved lamb carcass wrapped in blankets
and you only push your pram around because it's a great cover for your violent sex attacks against pregnant women.

I know you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:01, Reply)

this is the funniest thing I've read all day
And I now have a mental image stuck in my head that's causing me to officelol repeatedly, so I think I'd better go home.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:06, Reply)

I just officelolzed very loudly indeed
and will now send myself home in disgrace.
( thealternativefact, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:07, Reply)

you people are great
I've just finished cobbling together loads of work in a stressed out manner, and I return to all this :-D
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:09, Reply)