i just don't get...
enough sleep!

sorry, had to be said.
been a tough week/month/three and a half years...

so, how are you guys?
good to see TD back in the fold...
amongst all of you lovely HSHers. should that be apostrifised?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:49, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Glad to have you back B69
At work, I've been given a task and plenty of time to do it. But because I've been given so much time, I've been stretching it out to fill the time. So my tasks are like temporal accordions.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:56, Reply)

my pal Mike Vortex (r.i.p.) called his company Amoeba Productions...
for basically that very reason, except more related to physical space rather than the temporal variety.

been moving large sandstone flags today. for the kitchen floor, not the flagpole.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:14, Reply)

Did he make accordions?
Or did he just supervise large-scale amoeba reproduction?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:18, Reply)

nah, he used to titillate Ocelots...
do you know how to titillate an Ocelot?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:29, Reply)

you oscillate it's tits a lot...
simples.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:32, Reply)

So the more aroused they are
the more likely they are to breed.

Good plan!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:34, Reply)

or to allow an iscillator to breed with them?
who knows...
maybe that's where the word comes from?

going to finalise the kitchen design tomorrow, at a well-known Swedish shop...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:39, Reply)