This is the blurb of the book I'm currently reading:
"Even the dead have to work for a living. In the wake of my ressurection as a member of the bloodsucking undead, I chose to put my investigative talents to good use as a P.I."

I was really hoping this was a book about Kaol, but the lack of zoology and the hotel trade suggest otherwise. The main character isn't even Russian.

No question. This is just a statement.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 22:24, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

But are you watching True blood?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 22:28, Reply)

What is the quality of furniture like in the book?
If it's all made of MDF then forget it.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 23:10, Reply)

sweet jesus
just throw it in the bin
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 23:31, Reply)

Once more
the user formerly known as M.E.K.O.N. makes a rivetting contribution.

Well done sir.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Aug 2009, 0:16, Reply)