Not too nasty I said
She thought a woman getting kicked and punched in the face several times was pretty nasty and went to bed.
( Peej, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 10:17, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Must be hard being a pervert
when it turns out your wife isn't as pervy as you though she was.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 10:21, Reply)

I'm a traditional pervert.
Modern porn is to extreme for me. I'm definitely a porno mag kind of pervert.

My wife however is a confusing pervert. I think what turns her on more than anything is driving a man to a sexual frenzy and then fucking off to bed leaving him very frustrated.
( Peej, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 10:29, Reply)

What did you watch in the end?

( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 10:22, Reply)

Irreversable
skipped the first 40 minutes though. Like was said yesterday, she's a bit pervy and likes to see films depicting it forced but not full on rape and the violence and blood just killed it for her. Me personally found it hard to even watch.

She really liked Secretary as the acts were forced upon her but she secretly enjoyed it.
( Peej, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 10:27, Reply)

Hahaha!
You listened to this nest of freaks?
I assume you didn't see the part where a guy gets his head caved in with a fire extinguisher?
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 10:29, Reply)

Yes I listened to this nest of freaks
What on earth was I thinking :(

Now you can all point and laugh that you helped me not get laid.
( Peej, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Hahaha!
I can recommend loads of films, if you want?
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Ok but I want something a little less tame.
I mean smashing someone's skull in with a fire extinguisher and anal rape? My 8 year old nephew watches stuff like that.
( Peej, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 10:46, Reply)

I think it's time for you to watch
Terrible Horse Porn IX: The Fuckening.
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 10:48, Reply)

is it out on bluray?

( Peej, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Yeah, a nine minute real-time anal rape just doesn't do it for some people

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 10:30, Reply)

funny that :|

( Peej, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Good job you're not one of those people really.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Your bike does it for me however ;)
I think I got a semi looking at it.
( Peej, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 10:47, Reply)

It's a bit gay though,
Isn't it?
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 10:48, Reply)

It's only gay when it's up your arse

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Its only gay if you look them in the eye

( Peej, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 11:12, Reply)

i thought
it was only gay if you pushed back?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 11:32, Reply)