oh dear
i think you have been told a whole lot of bullshit in the run up to this

New born babies are most certainly NOT dull, in fact, i guarantee that the word phrase 'i am bored' will probably not cross your mind for the first 10 months. Some babies are hideous, true, but that is mostly down to the pikey DNA they have inherited. My two babies, on the other hand, where perfectly formed and beautiful. When they were a few months old, right up until they were about 3, particularly with my my son, i would get all manner of woman stop me in the street and comment on how good looking they were. Coo-ing and coochy coo-ing for all they were worth. It was odd and strangely endearing.

So in summary, your child will be both exciting and beautiful!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 11:43, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Your kids weren't cute
the women were stopping you because you had proved yourself to be a viable spunk producer and their hormone addled minds were desperately craving anyone that could lob some virile spluff up their dessicated twats so they could produce a similarly ugly sprog of their own.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 11:50, Reply)

well
that was my initial theory, but when i whenever i would stoop to rape them, they would scream and protest. I usually just squirted some curd on their jacket, if they wanted to stuff it up their cloppers later when they had calmed down, then fair enough.

Never happy these bloody women, eh!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 11:54, Reply)