That's exciting stuff to anyone!
My Grandad got his face blown up when he was training for the Black Watch.
The instructor was throwing 5-second grenades around them as they were doing an assault course, and there was a 3-second grenade in the box. Killed two guys, mangled my Grandad's face. He spent the war in hospital, growing his skin back.
( Cawl, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 10:52, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My grandfather was a general by the end of the war
and his father was a general before him.

He was one of the earlier casualties of WW1, apparently the order was given to go forward so he hopped up out of the trench armed with nothing but a swagger cane and was instantly shot to bits - he survived only because at the stage they had very few injured - six months later he'd have been left to die.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Sure beats shooting yourself in the foot.
Painful, though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 11:11, Reply)

All things considered
I think I'd prefer being shot in the foot.

MUCH prefer.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 11:28, Reply)

i saw a great documentary
the other week about the pioneering plastic surgeon Archibald_McIndoe.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archibald_McIndoe

There were some horrific injuries and even more bizarre fixes, like these 'skin tubes' or Pedicles that the soldiers were grafting on themselves, where they would cut a strip of skin from say their leg, but not cut it completely off, turn it round and attach the other end to another part of their body. Much in the same way a leech might move up your body. Until it got to the place where it was required.

One guy got a new nose from the skin on his arm....as arms have hair, he has to shave his nose every few days.

Much like this handsome fellow


(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Yeah,
I went to a free exhibition about "Wartime Medicine" at the Wellcome Trust Museum, had a big section about this stuff, really interesting!

They had a huge number of burns victims to hone their skills on, due to the quantities of pilots getting fuel on them.
( Cawl, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 11:41, Reply)