Thank god
I couldn't stand the weird 70's music, crappy furniture, and silicone injected massive breasts. Plus, even though there is a lot of moaning, the "actors" never look like they are really having any fun.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:21, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

this is too true
the teeth-sucking noises and ridiculous talking would be really off putting too.

can't stand american porn.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:22, Reply)

"You like that, bitch? *growl*"
"Yea, you like it, dontcha? bitch *growl*"

oh memories
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:25, Reply)

You mean women don't really like that?
That would explain a few things.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:27, Reply)

I liked it as much as he liked me laughing at him after he said it.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:29, Reply)

awesome
did that herald the end of proceedings?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:30, Reply)

yeah.......two hours, fifty five minutes later
he didn't blow his load until I said 'fuck me daddy, yea fuck me harder, oh yea' then boosh
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:32, Reply)

but did you say it with meaning?

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:34, Reply)

I can imitate the voice of a certain porn star

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Jenna?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:41, Reply)

being laughed at would probably do me in,
but then thre are people who like being abused or so I've been told.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:34, Reply)

I'd feel like such a fool saying stuff like that
it's hard to keep a straight face when telling someone to suck your balls
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Yeah but it would be funny if you did.
Try it once and see what happens.
( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:30, Reply)

the suck my balls things was from experience
I was serious, that was what I wanted at the time. but neither of us managed to keep a straight face.

constantly going "you like that dontcha?" and sucking air through my teeth is just something I could never bring myself to do.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:34, Reply)