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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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There is one possibility.
But my heart's not in it really.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:51, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Sack it before it starts then
Otherwise, before you know it you'll be nearly vomiting with panic when the phone rings.
Or is that just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:55, Reply)
Yay for romantic apathy! I have suffered this all my life
There was this song a few years ago that went "I'm not in love with you, but I wont hold it against you".

I could relate to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:58, Reply)
Still pining for an old flame unfortunately.
I haven't even met this new chap yet.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:01, Reply)
Awww, even I've been there
the only cure for a bloke is another bloke with a bigger cock, and a larger wallet
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:02, Reply)
How about no baggage and a bigger cock.
That would do me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:54, Reply)
yes, but if you're not squealing with anticipation
at the mere THOUGHT of meeting him, then he's not going to cut the mustard.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:06, Reply)
That's the most disgusting euphemism
I've ever heard
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:07, Reply)
Do you feel ill?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:10, Reply)
That depends
on whether this 'ill' person has smashing norks or not
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:12, Reply)
The right one is amazing
The left one is so-so
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:15, Reply)
Do they bounce when she runs?

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:16, Reply)
Yes
But I don't think that's a bad thing
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:19, Reply)
Neither do I
Bouncing is a requirement of awesome boobs.
Bring her to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:20, Reply)
She's running now
I can see her.
She looks like the circus coming to town.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:22, Reply)
Haha!
Haven't heard that one before!
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:24, Reply)
You can have it
have you heard "She looks like June"?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:26, Reply)
June...?
No....?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:27, Reply)
Busting out all over
...tish.
I like it. Mums say it.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:28, Reply)
I don't get it?
She's like June, she's busting out all over? What am I missing here?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:28, Reply)
Don't question me, Eddie!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's just funny.
"Mum, does this top suit me."
"No luv, you're like June."
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:31, Reply)
I'm going to back away slowly now, try not to be alarmed
*sidles away*
*strikes up conversation with a pot plant*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:33, Reply)
My mate talks to plants
And even flirts with them
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:36, Reply)
Pffft
is he/she a whorticulturalist?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:37, Reply)
She is now
Bless her
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:38, Reply)
She'll be married to an Aglaonema before you know it
they'll have settled down and had little sproutlets of their own.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:40, Reply)
It gave her the brush-off

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:40, Reply)
But I bet it didn't mind
poking her bush
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:41, Reply)
It was crowded
The club, not her bush
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:46, Reply)
On t'other hand
takes all the stress out of the first meeting and makes it more 'natural'.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:07, Reply)
I've been there
you have to concentrate on the bad points of the old flame. C'mon girl...DEMONISE THAT BASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:07, Reply)
Well he did snore a lot.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 17:21, Reply)

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