Ho'ost tha jaar'n on, Spazzmo? Fettle like?
i have 4 racks of pork spare-ribs marinading in the fridge for a slow-cook tomorrow.
nomtastic and sticky, that's how i like my pig!
and how do you like YOUR pig?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 2 Sep 2009, 19:42, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

And you keep your jar on too b69
I like my pigs with curly tails.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 19:46, Reply)

you're not one of those vegemetropolitans are you?
meat sandwich is what they need.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 2 Sep 2009, 19:54, Reply)

Nah!
I'd never ride the Metropolitan line covered in Vegemite. The District line, maybe...
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 19:57, Reply)

what about hollandaise sauce?
or is that for the amsterdam underground?*




*i haven't bothered checking but i doubt amsterdam does actually have an underground railway. although it might.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:15, Reply)

It would struggle
given that it's mostly built on canals...
(berk, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:30, Reply)

It does have one
but it's completely useless if you're just a tourist.

If I were on it, as well as hollandaise sauce, I'd cover myself with a few herrings as well.

But I'm sure you could make up a variant of Mornington Crescent.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:32, Reply)