Home Sweet Home

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 19:28, 23 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ho'ost tha jaar'n on, Spazzmo? Fettle like?
i have 4 racks of pork spare-ribs marinading in the fridge for a slow-cook tomorrow.
nomtastic and sticky, that's how i like my pig!
and how do you like YOUR pig?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 2 Sep 2009, 19:42, Reply)

And you keep your jar on too b69
I like my pigs with curly tails.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 19:46, Reply)

you're not one of those vegemetropolitans are you?
meat sandwich is what they need.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 2 Sep 2009, 19:54, Reply)

Nah!
I'd never ride the Metropolitan line covered in Vegemite. The District line, maybe...
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 19:57, Reply)

what about hollandaise sauce?
or is that for the amsterdam underground?*




*i haven't bothered checking but i doubt amsterdam does actually have an underground railway. although it might.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:15, Reply)

It would struggle
given that it's mostly built on canals...
(berk, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:30, Reply)

It does have one
but it's completely useless if you're just a tourist.

If I were on it, as well as hollandaise sauce, I'd cover myself with a few herrings as well.

But I'm sure you could make up a variant of Mornington Crescent.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:32, Reply)

alright mistaspakkaman

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 19:44, Reply)

Kristiiiiine
Did they have a long weekend this weekend over in the States?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 19:48, Reply)

no, that will be this weekend

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 19:51, Reply)

evening Kristine m'dear, how are you?
do you like ribs? juicy piggy-ribs.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 2 Sep 2009, 19:55, Reply)

yus
my mum makes great ribs
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:18, Reply)

my marinade consists of:
runny honey,
dark soy sauce,
5-spice powder,
balsamic vinager,
sherry vinager,
garlic, chilli and ginger,
mirin,
fish sauce and worcestershire sauce.

the quantities are the secret bit...

edit: and a wee bit of ground coriander!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:27, Reply)

I think hers involves scissors and a baking sheet

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:30, Reply)

If only we could swap weekends
That reminds me, we've still got eachothers' nipples.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 19:58, Reply)

nah, I'd rather have off this weekend as long, I'll have extra money, won't be sick
plus it's my cousin's wedding on saturday so this is going to be a good weekend to have an extra day off.

I'm still fiddling with your nipple.
*fiddles*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:19, Reply)

Likewise
If only I had full sized moobs, I'd be able to lick it too.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:35, Reply)

Kristy, baby, when are you going to leave that hell-hole you live in and come visit me?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:02, Reply)

You don't want to meet me, Gonz.
You're way too awesome to be associated with a miscreant like me.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:20, Reply)

I'ld be honored, enlightened and privaliged to be graced by your presance.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:28, Reply)

Gonz, you ol' so and so
I'm applying for my passport in a few weeks. We'll see how that goes.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:30, Reply)

I had the most satisfying dinner I've had in ages, it was SOOOOOOoOOOOOOoooOOoo good.
I sprinkled a load of frozen'n'chopped garlic over some oven chips, and did marks'n'sparks bbq ribs.

It's the perfect, PERFECT, perfect meal for a single 26 year old lad... all I want now is a nice pear cidar to go with it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:01, Reply)

the offy at the top of our street is doing...
8x500ml cans of K cider for 7quid.
get among it!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:13, Reply)