(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:29, 27 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Does it pay well?

( Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:30, Reply)

If only this were true
I'd be a trillionaire like JMG
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:33, Reply)

INTERNET FACT

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:37, Reply)

Lord Scrope of Masham, the Wikipedia of B3ta
In that he's full of bullshit and inaccuracies, but we all believe them anyway.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:41, Reply)

Dude, check the QOTW Fail Archive, then tell me that Scrope's a liar.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:46, Reply)

Where is it?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:47, Reply)

Badger's profile.

(Flid James carry on, mongs, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:48, Reply)

You're VC again?
I'm getting all confused now. Which badger? Grammar Badger?

EDIT oh, that one up there^
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:50, Reply)

Yep. It's all there.

(Flid James carry on, mongs, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Dat ain't no VC

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:52, Reply)

You're right
but why would anyone steal her name?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:54, Reply)

Simple!
They want to be an Australian, ex-lesbian, non-UK passport Holding waitress :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:59, Reply)

"Gal a-call me name an' it is me fame"
Ex-lesbians are boss.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:00, Reply)

What?
weirdo
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:03, Reply)

Love you too.
Now stop spiking me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:06, Reply)

I've not spiked you for ages!
You crazy scouser stalker xoxox
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Shut it, woolly-back!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:29, Reply)

Imposter!

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:00, Reply)

Have an internet fight!
A big girlie fight, with hairpulling and alsorts of girlyness.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:04, Reply)

How long did you take to put that list together?
...and why weren't you outside playing with the other boys like a normal child?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:56, Reply)

Surprisingly little time.
Just in certain keywords and the fail just floods out.

Plus people sent me them.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:00, Reply)

I'd read them all
but it's painful
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:04, Reply)

I wonder how many fails you have in the archive?

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:49, Reply)

Quite literally
thousands.

EDIT I've just been reading a few of them, and I don't think they're even anywhere near some of the worst posts I've seen on QOTW. My 'Friends Activity' page reads like a visual cheesegrater.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:50, Reply)

If that were true, QOTW would be even crapper.
But the truth is that most of these lies are driven by misery and self-loathing.
That's why it's funny.
( thealternativefact, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:45, Reply)

Even crapper?
Surely that isn't possible?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:46, Reply)

only if
you post more stories....
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:26, Reply)