He should win
that's the best QOTW post I've read in about ten months
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:17, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm quite fond of the other two Anecdote king posts.
In which shopping and tedious boasting about drugs are made FUN!
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:19, Reply)

The operative word there is tedious
You need to aim higher, I'll see if I can find some truly awful QOTW posts
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:21, Reply)

The Glade one is great.
It's essentially 'I went to Glade and took drugs'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:21, Reply)

This one's quite a strong contender for an Anecdote King story.
www.b3ta.com/questions/callcentres/post512783
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Real QOTW fail is when people post 'first' 'second' 'third' or even 'fourth'
with 'real post will be added later' or some such. Like anybody actually gives enough of a fuck that they'll go back to read their unprecedented drivel?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:26, Reply)

There's millions of them though..
..I want the REAL failures, the liars, the attantion sluts, the dullards, the truly pathetic and Piston Broke.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:32, Reply)

Who's more pathetic?
The real failures, the liars, the attantion sluts, the dullards, the truly pathetic and Piston Broke or the person who feels the need to point them out and shout about it?
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:38, Reply)

^^^ this ^^^
wins.

And the answer to the question BGB raised is, in my mind, the latter.
( I_Was_Mordred, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Dude, you made it already, no need to try so hard.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:25, Reply)

I'm going for the fails here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:26, Reply)

I think I love you Blousie
While I was reading the original post a gay man's very camp voice just kept saying "ooh you're such a bitch" in my head.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:26, Reply)