I've started a new category in the QOTW Fail Archive..
...in honour of this witty ranconteur:www.b3ta.com/questions/callcentres/post512698

I've called it 'anecdote kings'.

Send me QOTW fails.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:13, 23 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Wormulus had a great one in the previous thread.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:14, Reply)

I have been given reason to believe that MrHappy
is none other than our favourite Edmund/Eds Meds.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:15, Reply)

how so?
Gazzed you his cock from the North Pole, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:19, Reply)

I have an impersonator?
That's it, fighter jets at dawn.
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:23, Reply)

You tell them Edmund.
Don't put up with that shit.
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:33, Reply)

FUCK YEAH !
Imagine how cool history would be, where instead of having "Pistols at Dawn" they had Top Gun style fights !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:44, Reply)

Yeh.
Those bastards - they should have invented shit quicker and made history better.
( thealternativefact, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:46, Reply)

History was fucking boring
until they invented guns. And even then it didn't get that interesting until they invented machine guns. And it still wasn't really interesting until they invented gas chambers, internment camps, gulags, and huge long marches and shit like that.

History is only interesting when loads of people die.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:50, Reply)

history was reinvented
in my school.

we had to draw a massive poster for the classroom of the battle of striling bridge (haha bloody english gits).

It started off fine - but by the time it was finished, it was full of tanks, mortars, rockets and all sorts
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:58, Reply)

He should win
that's the best QOTW post I've read in about ten months
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:17, Reply)

I'm quite fond of the other two Anecdote king posts.
In which shopping and tedious boasting about drugs are made FUN!
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:19, Reply)

The operative word there is tedious
You need to aim higher, I'll see if I can find some truly awful QOTW posts
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:21, Reply)

The Glade one is great.
It's essentially 'I went to Glade and took drugs'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:21, Reply)

This one's quite a strong contender for an Anecdote King story.
www.b3ta.com/questions/callcentres/post512783
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Real QOTW fail is when people post 'first' 'second' 'third' or even 'fourth'
with 'real post will be added later' or some such. Like anybody actually gives enough of a fuck that they'll go back to read their unprecedented drivel?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:26, Reply)

There's millions of them though..
..I want the REAL failures, the liars, the attantion sluts, the dullards, the truly pathetic and Piston Broke.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:32, Reply)

Who's more pathetic?
The real failures, the liars, the attantion sluts, the dullards, the truly pathetic and Piston Broke or the person who feels the need to point them out and shout about it?
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:38, Reply)

^^^ this ^^^
wins.

And the answer to the question BGB raised is, in my mind, the latter.
( I_Was_Mordred, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Dude, you made it already, no need to try so hard.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:25, Reply)

I'm going for the fails here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:26, Reply)

I think I love you Blousie
While I was reading the original post a gay man's very camp voice just kept saying "ooh you're such a bitch" in my head.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:26, Reply)

JMG!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:31, Reply)

MATT DAMON!

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:35, Reply)