At a guesstimation
18.2 penises the size of yours

18.3 of Al sized ones
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:59, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I may have to contact my references.
Or simply provide you with a demonstration.
( djtrialprice, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Careful
you could lose it up that massive clunge of hers.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:03, Reply)

Things don't get lost
just takes a while for them to come back out. I am now calling that length of a time a bertond
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:07, Reply)

I'm trying to lose it in the mouth
if you know what I mean ;)

5 minutes quiet from TGB apart from some squelchy noises
( djtrialprice, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:09, Reply)

5 mins?
That's optimistic on your part from what I've heard
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:10, Reply)

I was taking into account
your poor oral technique
( djtrialprice, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:11, Reply)

I have fiiiiine technique
and can provide references
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:13, Reply)

sounds like we need to exchange
"references". When's good for you?
( djtrialprice, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:14, Reply)

You bitch
It's at least 19.7 of mine.

And only 12.3 of djtrailprices. He's massively well hung compared to me.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:03, Reply)

Even catface is
well hung compared to you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:06, Reply)

You could use an entire catface
to replace my penis. And it would still look smaller.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:07, Reply)

with or without
fishing rod?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:07, Reply)

His fishing rod
is like a whole other catface.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:08, Reply)

Two catfaces?
For double penetration?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:09, Reply)

this conversation makes me sad
that I won't be there this weekend :'(
( djtrialprice, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:10, Reply)

HAHAHAHA
You're going to miss me slipping it to DiT's lady too.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:15, Reply)

I doubt
she'll even notice
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:17, Reply)

I'm counting on that

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:20, Reply)

that's a beautiful image
al pummelling away while everyone else is deep in conversation. Just as he approaches the billy mill roundabout all red faced and with beads of sweat trickling down his stupid beard, DiT notices and with exasperation sighs, "Darling, al's violating you again. Be a dear and give his old John Thomas a whack with this frozen teaspoon. He'll soon learn."
( djtrialprice, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:21, Reply)

Stupid beard?
You leave The Pork Scratching alone!
( Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:22, Reply)

Why do you
now have an even more stupid name?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:25, Reply)

I think you'll find
That it's stew-pid.
( Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:25, Reply)

Arf!
Also the beard is no longer stupid. I cut it off in a fit of pique.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:27, Reply)

I had a "beard-trimming accident"
Last night.
It was pretty bad.
( Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:28, Reply)

Nooooo
Say it ain't so, I love that beard! Shame about its transportation device.
( djtrialprice, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 17:28, Reply)