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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I passed on my second attemptUnfortunately this was in Coventry in the 80's when there was a 'transgendered' examiner at the Mason Road centre. Even more unfortunately the aforementioned examiner made a VERY unconvincing woman, taller broader and more butch-looking than yours truly.
Part way through my test s/he started hitching up his/her skirt to adjust....wait for it....STOCKINGS!
As a red-blooded male I would normally be a gibbering mess witnessing such a sight (if it was an actual woman) but I found it somewhat distracting considering the little yelps that s/he let out every time that his/her leg hair was torn out in the suspender clip.
Back at the centre I was asked only one Highway Code question - "There is a man standing at the side of the road carrying a white stick with two red bands - what are his disabilities"?
After correctly answering* I was given my pass certificate and went on my merry way back to the BSM instructor's car and related my tale of godlike driving prowess.
"What questions did Ms V******s ask you"? quoth my instructor.
"Just the one" said I "There is a man standing at the side of the road carrying a white stick with two red bands - what are his disabilities"?
"I'd be careful Jamieboy, s/he only asks easy question if s/he fancies you"!!
Great. There's me thinking I'm the greatest driver since Jim Clark and the only reason I passed was because a tranny fancied me!
*Deaf/Blind
(, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 8:06, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Why don't IEver get any trannies that fancy me :(
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Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 10:05,
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