The one down my road has all of that
except the red lampshades, but I don't remember them ever being there
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:38, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Where do you live?
I want a Wimpy like that. I stopped going when it went McDonaldsy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:40, Reply)

Like I'm going to tell you!
You're a fake internet woman! You're probably some sweaty bloke trying to groom me for rape-age.

Cease and desist! I have the right to defend myself.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:42, Reply)

Well I didn't want your postcode!
I am a fake internet woman though. I'd merely like to show you my ballsack on webcam. Where's the harm?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:43, Reply)

Oh, go on then
but it'd better be nice and hairy
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:43, Reply)

It's not
I Veeted it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Never Veet a ballsack
NEVER.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:48, Reply)

Oh!
*crosses legs at the thought*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Ok, I waxed it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:54, Reply)

That
is just as bad.

*cringes at the thought of having any sort of hair removal implement/device/chemical near his ballsack*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:04, Reply)

Try this
www.shop.co.uk/43352/epilette-hair-remover-pad--plus-5-refill-pads-ph0100

Fine-grade sandpaper, basically.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:08, Reply)

I have no desire
to depilate my scrotum, thank you. I know other people do it, but I like mine the way it is!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:24, Reply)