Screw that
Where shall I go to eat,
assume any chain resteraunt/fast food place is in walking distance.

because it pretty much is.

Oh and I'll be eating alone because everyone I would like to have lunch with is at work.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:19, 32 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Subway.
Or have Chinese.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Meh subway are a bit shit,
there is a very nice chinese I could get a takeaway from but that's a bit much for lunch.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:21, Reply)

how about a calzone from prezzo or zizzi or something?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Hmm, I can get any takeaway pizza from ask for £5 something.
that's tempting.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:24, Reply)

that sounds like a good deal

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:25, Reply)

Wimpy
and ask for the 'Special Sauce'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:27, Reply)

Wimpy are dead
DEAD
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:30, Reply)

That's not true
there's one on my high street, and it's being run by Albanians
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:32, Reply)

ME TOOO !
I can see it from my window if I stick my head out.

You should totally let me have a go on your sister because of that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:52, Reply)

I miss Wimpy
80s Wimpy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:33, Reply)

It hasn't changed
the only difference I can think of between now and then is that when I was little there was a man in a Wimpy the Beefeater costume in the restaurant.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:34, Reply)

No, it was more like a diner or a cafe
It wasn't so fast-foody.
It had menues on the tables and red lampshades and desserts in knickerbocker glasses.
:(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:37, Reply)

The one down my road has all of that
except the red lampshades, but I don't remember them ever being there
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:38, Reply)

Where do you live?
I want a Wimpy like that. I stopped going when it went McDonaldsy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:40, Reply)

Like I'm going to tell you!
You're a fake internet woman! You're probably some sweaty bloke trying to groom me for rape-age.

Cease and desist! I have the right to defend myself.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:42, Reply)

Well I didn't want your postcode!
I am a fake internet woman though. I'd merely like to show you my ballsack on webcam. Where's the harm?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:43, Reply)

Oh, go on then
but it'd better be nice and hairy
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:43, Reply)

It's not
I Veeted it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Never Veet a ballsack
NEVER.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:48, Reply)

Oh!
*crosses legs at the thought*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Ok, I waxed it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:54, Reply)

That
is just as bad.

*cringes at the thought of having any sort of hair removal implement/device/chemical near his ballsack*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:04, Reply)

Try this
www.shop.co.uk/43352/epilette-hair-remover-pad--plus-5-refill-pads-ph0100

Fine-grade sandpaper, basically.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:08, Reply)

I have no desire
to depilate my scrotum, thank you. I know other people do it, but I like mine the way it is!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:24, Reply)

Go to Burger King.
You'll be sorted there.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:42, Reply)

I'm totally going to pretend to be your National Autism Society Case worker tonight.

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:46, Reply)

Oh
are you coming along tonight?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:47, Reply)

Do you three fancy getting a bite to eat first?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Is dave going to be there?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:02, Reply)

That's if he can get over his hang over.
Hahahha, that Dave, he got WASTED.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:12, Reply)

I'm coming too,
and I'll eat if it's somewhere between Euston and Camden,
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:33, Reply)

Get the chili pasta at Marcello's.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:53, Reply)