It's not his fault your massive pert 17 year old heaving oiled breasts and limp wristed manual action
aren't enough to make him want to spaff his batter.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:51, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Ok, lets clear some things up here...
1) I'm almost 19.
2) I wish my breasts were massive.
3) I'll have you know, I'm rather good at handjobs.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:56, Reply)

1) Fair enough
2) I'm not psychochomp, so no comment
3) sadly, all the evidence so far points to the contrary.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:58, Reply)

I wasn't looking for comment.
Not true! He actually told me he did it on purpose just to piss me off. When it suited him, he could come faster than a virgin on the set of a porn film.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:07, Reply)

He told you that
but the reality was that he was feeling horny earlier in the day and elected to have a wank by himself.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:11, Reply)