Here in Suffolk
There's currently a TV ad campaign being run by a Chinese resteraunt company whose marketing slogan is "We guarentee you'll prefer us to your favourite Chinese. If you don't we'll give you your money back". Normally this would be pretty silly, but in my case I could cause them havoc.

You see, while I like Chinese food, I have never paid for any. I have also never been inside a Chinese resteraunt - I just eat my friends leftovers. Therefore when I buy something from this lot, they automatically become my favourite Chinese.

This means that each meal I buy from them must be better than the last, or I don't have to pay a penny.

Should I actually try this?
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:30, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Down the local market they got some cheap fish, all sorts, haddock, skate, cod (etc).
I reckon you should try some of the cheap skate.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 0:33, Reply)

whatup there Gonzodude. and ting.
you got a point, but i'm reckoning dat "terms and conditions" will "apply", aye?
like "we don't have to be cheaper than ourselves" or summink?
i, personally, reckon that MatJ should try this "stunt" down his local Chinese.
his sig says summink about added scars?
asking for it.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 5 Sep 2009, 1:18, Reply)