YOU LEAVE MY WOMAN ALONE!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:02, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

INTERNET HARDMANNING

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:03, Reply)

WATCH IT, I KNOW KARATE AND I ONCE PUNCHED A MAN SO HARD HIS BALLS FELL OFF AND THEN I WENT AND DONE IT ON A PAGE 3 GIRL.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:04, Reply)

Did you touch her nipples and stuff?

(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:05, Reply)

Did you chuck your muck up her
did you do it in your porsche?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:06, Reply)

I TOTALLY DONE IT ALL OVER HER FACE, AND SHE LOVED IT, AND THEN HER MATES LICKED IT OFF HER WHILE I FIRED UP THE JET.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:10, Reply)

Well done internet :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:14, Reply)

Silly al, women don't *have* nipples.
And I should know, having had it off with loads of birds.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:11, Reply)

If women don't have nipples
how do they know where the ends of their boobies are?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:13, Reply)

IT'S WHERE MY MOUTH IS, BITCH.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:15, Reply)

Haha
EDIT but your mouth can't simultaneously be on every booby in the land...? ...or can it...?

Omnipre-orifice, HO
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:16, Reply)

If there is a lady in the room
DiT will be on her nipples faster than Psychochomp can pander to a 17 year old.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:17, Reply)

He's a chesticular limpet?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:20, Reply)

I hate you very much al.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:23, Reply)

I hate you very much al I want to wank you off wearing oven gloves
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Your woman was lovely...
and her friend Charlie was pretty nice too.
Al, on the other hand, was terrible all night.
( thealternativefact, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:04, Reply)

clendrix speaks the truth,
al fucking ruined it for everyone.
(PsychoChomp, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:04, Reply)

Oh dear...please rephrase that before Al sees...

( thealternativefact, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:05, Reply)

done

(PsychoChomp, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:06, Reply)

Phew!

( thealternativefact, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:06, Reply)

You didn't have to do that
fucking me will generally ruin it for most people.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:07, Reply)

He *is* a terrible penis.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:05, Reply)

Sorry, *has*

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:06, Reply)

...on his head

( thealternativefact, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:07, Reply)

In your mouth

(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:08, Reply)

In the bum-bum.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:09, Reply)

Ooh!
*excites*
( thealternativefact, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:11, Reply)

Then back in the mouth.
My, what a lovely tea party.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:12, Reply)

Cucumber sandwiches anyone?
It's ok, I kept the cling film on while Al was using it
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:15, Reply)

This tea tastes odd.
I think the milk's off...
( thealternativefact, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:17, Reply)

I did!
It was a close run thing though, I made trigger fingers at her and it was all catface could do keep his head out of my crotch.

I think there was a photo taken.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:04, Reply)

Oh God, the trigger fingers.
No-One can resist those!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:06, Reply)

Oh god I saw that
I did wonder what was going on there, but felt it safest not to ask.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:06, Reply)