Give Psychochomp a call
he'll definitely pretend to tolerate your company if you give him the impression you might show him your tits at some point
(Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 19:38, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

But... I'm not a lesbian!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 19:50, Reply)

but she doesn't know that

(Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 19:53, Reply)

Hmm.
Ohhh Chompy, where AAARE you?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 20:02, Reply)

I think once Applebite posted
he went off to his wanking room to have a long hard think about her assets.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 20:04, Reply)

I've just been told a pleasant story
about a gay man traversing London this afternoon with a huge pole that wouldn't go down.
( thealternativefact, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 20:07, Reply)

Bloody poles
coming over here, taking our jobs, not going down.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 20:15, Reply)

:(
Well, I'll just gaz him and pander to him.

Do you know who has sent me the most gazzes in my time here?
Yep.
I'll give you a clue. He's a doctor and a pilot. With amazing knees.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 20:17, Reply)

HAHAHAHA
fucking brilliant. Did he send you a picture of his cock?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 20:21, Reply)

I did not get the honour :(
I didn't know anything about him though. So I...REPLIED.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 20:25, Reply)

You pervert baiter

(Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 20:29, Reply)

Where HAS he gone?
I kind of miss him. In a way.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 20:30, Reply)

He's changed his name to MrHappy
or so we believe. He's also avoiding this place since we know what a goat felching cock gazzer he is.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 20:35, Reply)

He's not gone to /talk, has he?!
Yeek. Ah well. I guess we're going to have a sad lack of cocks here.
:(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 20:42, Reply)