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I personally will be planning a surprise party and working a long week
( , Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:49, 37 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Haircut, bank stuff, psych, visiting sick Grandma, fun with homosexuals, and SHOPPING FOR STUFF.
Yes.
I'm not in a good mood.
( , Sun 6 Sep 2009, 18:05, Reply)

I need to get me another homo friend soon.
( , Sun 6 Sep 2009, 19:25, Reply)

I find myself longing for a straight guy who can tolerate my company!
( , Sun 6 Sep 2009, 19:34, Reply)

he'll definitely pretend to tolerate your company if you give him the impression you might show him your tits at some point
( , Sun 6 Sep 2009, 19:38, Reply)

he went off to his wanking room to have a long hard think about her assets.
( , Sun 6 Sep 2009, 20:04, Reply)

about a gay man traversing London this afternoon with a huge pole that wouldn't go down.
( , Sun 6 Sep 2009, 20:07, Reply)

Well, I'll just gaz him and pander to him.
Do you know who has sent me the most gazzes in my time here?
Yep.
I'll give you a clue. He's a doctor and a pilot. With amazing knees.
( , Sun 6 Sep 2009, 20:17, Reply)

fucking brilliant. Did he send you a picture of his cock?
( , Sun 6 Sep 2009, 20:21, Reply)

I didn't know anything about him though. So I...REPLIED.
( , Sun 6 Sep 2009, 20:25, Reply)

or so we believe. He's also avoiding this place since we know what a goat felching cock gazzer he is.
( , Sun 6 Sep 2009, 20:35, Reply)

Yeek. Ah well. I guess we're going to have a sad lack of cocks here.
:(
( , Sun 6 Sep 2009, 20:42, Reply)

Fun times.
Numerous nights out before everyone goes their separate ways. I predict I'll be very poor and very hungover by the end of the week.
( , Sun 6 Sep 2009, 18:52, Reply)

It must be tough knowing you don't need to get out of bed before 12 for the next three years
( , Sun 6 Sep 2009, 19:20, Reply)

make the most of it. once you finish uni, unless you are an unemployable loser you will never have time to just sit and do nothing ever again.
( , Sun 6 Sep 2009, 19:55, Reply)

but I found myself painting the porch and then cleaning the living room floor.
( , Sun 6 Sep 2009, 19:55, Reply)

cutting the grass and cooking a roast dinner.
( , Sun 6 Sep 2009, 20:00, Reply)

well, at least I don't put my tongue in strange men's mouths at cash points.
( , Sun 6 Sep 2009, 20:15, Reply)

I imagine waiting for wookies would try most peoples patience.
( , Sun 6 Sep 2009, 20:22, Reply)

then a concert in London and a football match to round the week off. Woo!
( , Sun 6 Sep 2009, 19:24, Reply)

it was odd.
( , Sun 6 Sep 2009, 19:55, Reply)

surely you either can, or you can't
( , Sun 6 Sep 2009, 19:59, Reply)

and at one point, after noticing them, our drummer changed what he was doing, not playing the cowbell when they expected it (song features a lot of cowbell) thus making them look like fools.
( , Sun 6 Sep 2009, 20:01, Reply)

I remember a guy telling me about when they used to play in dance bands and when doing a waltz they would slip in a bar of five and then watch as everyone totally lost the beat.
( , Sun 6 Sep 2009, 20:03, Reply)

that's excellent. My drummer used to be in a wedding dance type band called Walter Shortage and the Hosepipe Band.
( , Sun 6 Sep 2009, 20:17, Reply)
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