What were you doing
and how have you injured yourself?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:37, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*pretends to care*

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:38, Reply)

Oh you're so big and mean
you scare me so much that I'm going to run away and cry and tell my mum and there's nothing you can do about it.

Either that or I'll hunt you down and rape you with a gun like Gillian Anderson in that film
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:39, Reply)

What film?
I wouldn't mind being raped with a gun by Gillian Anderson
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Straightheads
it was on 4 last night, it was shit, except for the gun rape
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:47, Reply)

MAN things
Both index fingers have got Disney Princess plasters on them
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:38, Reply)

You were using your fingers
to massage your mrs' prostate because the pair of you are too stupid to realise that she doesn't have one.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:39, Reply)

At least I'm not marrying a woman
simply because she's the only one in the world who'll have me.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:40, Reply)

I chose to stop reading at the end of the subject line
so that I can assume that you are a GAYER and can giggle and point at your GAYNESS.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:42, Reply)

There's nothing wrong with being a gayer
so be quiet or you'll be getting a bumming
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:43, Reply)

*stifles giggles*
*braces*
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:45, Reply)

*unzips*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:48, Reply)

*Searches frantically for a pack of butter*
*can only find dairylea*
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:51, Reply)

Sod that, it's going in dry

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:55, Reply)

*Looks for something to bite down on*
*There is only dairylea*
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:56, Reply)