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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I thought he had to stop using that
after too many visits to A&E and his missus complaining that the Dyson was full of cock custard?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:45, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
You can't use Dysons for that
the suction's too powerful, and I've always liked to look into Henry's eyes as I blow my load anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:46, Reply)
There is a certain, pleading look in his eyes
Like he's coaxing you on, and would reach up to tickle your prostate if he had any limbs...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:47, Reply)
He has a certain playful mystery in his eyes
if he could talk I imagine he'd sound like that little blonde kid from mock the week
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:49, Reply)
Yeah, but Henry wouldn't have the same massive front teeth
I wouldn't want him flossing those on my banjo string.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:50, Reply)
I dunno
I've always imagined myself giving it to that guy dressed as a scout leader, for some reason it just feels appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:52, Reply)
I can imagine
giving him a mouthful as a church choir master...but I think he'd look even more frightening with a centre parting.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:55, Reply)
You mean frightening in a sexy way, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:56, Reply)
Yeah,
in the same way that you like your missus to wear a clown mask when you're ploughing your mucky furrow.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:57, Reply)

you're ploughing her mucky furrow She's pegging you like a pirate on a sinking ship
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:58, Reply)
She certainly knows
how to shiver my timber.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:59, Reply)
She's had a lot of experience with salty brine

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:59, Reply)
I can imagine
with the amount she's had to shovel out of poor Henry...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:01, Reply)

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