He's you Butt Fucking Friend?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Shhhh...don't tell everyone
his ring's only just shrunk to normal size
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:36, Reply)

Still stings though.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:44, Reply)

Stop eating so much chilli

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:45, Reply)

Not surprising
she rubs chilli oil on her cock
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:45, Reply)

Hey, stop giving away my sex tips
I'll have to start charging you. Ok, here's a freebie, if you dip your cock in listerine, you'll get the same tingling sensation that you get if you hold it in your mouth...right? WRONG, you'll get a stinging sensation that will last after rinsing it under cold water for some time and a soon to be ex girlfriend who laughs like a mong and spreads the story across the internet.

Trufact.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:52, Reply)