Reasons why I, Gonz, should not have a PayPal account #1423
I just spent £70ish on rope-lights for my roof garden. I have 24+6+6 meters of different colours.

I reckon it would look awesome, esspeicaly when I get a table and chairs, but christmas lights come first.

I should totally do a roof-bash-thinggy.

OOoO, I should get Tiki lights ! *goes back on ebay*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 20:42, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

CanIcomeCanIcomeCanIcome?
Sippin' champagne, juice an' gin. Classy.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:01, Reply)

Deffo daddio.
I'll see how it all works out and have it in a month-or-soo's time, off the calendar though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:16, Reply)

Cliquey. I *like* it.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:17, Reply)

FUCKING CLIQUE
runs
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:25, Reply)

Cliques are the sort of people who bully little girls

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:26, Reply)

Like 17 year old girls who can't get a visa?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:31, Reply)

Only ones without heaving pert breasts

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:35, Reply)

Ahh that sort
best avoided really
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:36, Reply)

The one thing that could improve my life is a roof garden.
I even asked my landlord to give me a few planks and some scaffolding so I can sit on the roof. He said no. I live on the top two floors. It would be so lovely. Right now I have to perch dangerously on the window ledge.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:02, Reply)

Cut out two squares of astro turf and glue them to your feet.
Hey presto, permanent roof garden.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:05, Reply)

Why didn't I think of that?
Thanks DiT! My life will be perfect as of tomorrow when I steal some astroturf from a butcher's window...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:14, Reply)

Your the smartest person I've ever met

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:14, Reply)

FACT

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:16, Reply)

Nice spelling spasticface

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:26, Reply)

Well DiT didn't notice it did he!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:28, Reply)

He can be forgiven this time, he's my BFF
you have no excuse
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:32, Reply)

He's you Butt Fucking Friend?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:35, Reply)

Shhhh...don't tell everyone
his ring's only just shrunk to normal size
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:36, Reply)

Still stings though.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:44, Reply)

Stop eating so much chilli

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:45, Reply)

Not surprising
she rubs chilli oil on her cock
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:45, Reply)

Hey, stop giving away my sex tips
I'll have to start charging you. Ok, here's a freebie, if you dip your cock in listerine, you'll get the same tingling sensation that you get if you hold it in your mouth...right? WRONG, you'll get a stinging sensation that will last after rinsing it under cold water for some time and a soon to be ex girlfriend who laughs like a mong and spreads the story across the internet.

Trufact.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:52, Reply)

I did, but I didn't want you to be upset, online.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:43, Reply)

you totally should
and you could serve flirtinis like the girls from Sex and the City and it would be totally fab
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:19, Reply)

are roof gardens
better than normal gardens?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:38, Reply)

The one I had was
No lawn to mow, but perfect for BBQ's and growing things.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:40, Reply)

100% Deffo.
I love a good roof garden.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 21:43, Reply)