Evenin' all
Crisis in East Bradford. The corner shop has run out of Rothmans AND JPS!

I'm stuck with 10 Lambert and Butler, which I'll have to smoke all at once to get my nicotine requirement to an acceptable level.

This is terrible.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 19:54, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Evening TD
Is your mouth wide enough for 10 ciggies?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:03, Reply)

I've got through four
In the last half-hour. Desperation straits. Might have to march out to Tesco Express.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:11, Reply)

cripes why don't you just roll them all into one super cigarette?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:12, Reply)

No roly-paper
Think the answer is to go to bed really - 05.00 start tomorrow.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:18, Reply)

bleurgh Lambert and Buttfuck
you'd have been better off with Gayfair.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 21:13, Reply)

Im still working my way through the 400 malbrough reds my mate brought me back from Iceland
the country, not the shop
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 21:52, Reply)