Home Sweet Home

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 19:34, 58 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

alright mistaspakkaman?
I'm listening to this www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhDC6k7dx00
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 19:39, Reply)

Yo Kristine
Not really listening to anything at the moment. But have a gawk at this video.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7g2hrkZcT8
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 19:48, Reply)

yoyoyiggityyo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS8_MwRgGbs
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 19:53, Reply)

evening Kristine m'dear, how are you?
and spazzmo? to what do we owe this pleasure?

*hugs both*
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 9 Sep 2009, 19:48, Reply)

I'm trying to figure out how someone leads a double life as a ghost
www.bbcamerica.com/content/369/being-human-about-the-show.jsp


edit: nevermind, I'm a twat and didn't actually read what it said
*hugs*

how are you?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 19:50, Reply)

was it 369/B69 you noticed?
i'm cookin' chicken skewers with mushroom and baby-corn fried rice.
back shortly...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 9 Sep 2009, 19:56, Reply)

I have no idea what you mean

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 19:58, Reply)

Evening French Badgerydude
* hugs back *

The pleasure is that my ear is no longer giving me a headache but seems to be partially b0rked. Methinx a visit to the doctors is in order.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 19:54, Reply)

I went to the doctor for the same thing, she told me my ears were fine, prescribed an inhaler and told me to stop having sex

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 19:55, Reply)

Were you seeing her boyfriend at the time?

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:02, Reply)

nope

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:03, Reply)

She must just be jealous of you.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:04, Reply)

unlikely...she's a doctor !
and she's married.

I suspect she wanted to force her values onto me...sneaky cow...
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:11, Reply)

Ah, but you foiled her plan
You just need to keep up the pretence, wait until she invites you round for dinner, and then seduce her husband.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:14, Reply)

I don't want her husband.
I want a husband of my own !
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:17, Reply)

But if you play your cards right, he could be yours, not hers.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:18, Reply)

I don't want him.
I don't.
He probably won't like my mismatched nipples anyhow.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:19, Reply)

Ha ha
You can't sthpell nipppleths....
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:23, Reply)

I only spell it that way when I talk about rubbing them
*rubs*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:33, Reply)

So nipppleths are arroused nipples?

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:37, Reply)

yessssssss

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:40, Reply)

But he'll have more choice that way.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:23, Reply)

you want another man sucking on your nipple?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:33, Reply)

As long as it's on your nork
I'll pretend it's yours.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:39, Reply)

you can't go back after it's been licked by a man
and it will be, I promise

you'll have to think about that when I give it back
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:41, Reply)

As long as it's had a good time
I really don't mind.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:48, Reply)

best nipple owner ever

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 21:00, Reply)

We have to be
if we're to trust eachother to take care of eachother's nipples.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 21:08, Reply)

thank god, there for a moment I thought you may be letting mine play with a food processor or something

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 21:12, Reply)

I don't play with food-processors
Not even as part of a novelty-bra for my moobs.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 21:26, Reply)

I don't either, that's how my cousin lost an eye
sad times
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 21:33, Reply)

He managed to confuse a bra for his glasses and then realised it was one of the above-mentioned novelty-bras?
But sorry to hear about your cousin.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 21:35, Reply)

I'm not entire sure how it happened but she managed to lose her eye and her manhood
sad times indeed
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 21:37, Reply)

Her
manhood
?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 21:44, Reply)

who knows, really

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 21:49, Reply)

Evenin all!
Tell me to get on with my chores...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 19:52, Reply)

No, I'm NOT saying "What chores?"
Because I know that you'll say "pint of lager" and I'll be forever beholden to you.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 19:56, Reply)

Damn you!
Foiled. I do have chores to be getting on with tho...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:03, Reply)

One of the more inventive pub tricks
Although I was once caught by "What's the next line in the Beach Boys song that starts "Round round...""
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:07, Reply)

In a pub in town...
There's a sign on the wall that says I.I.T.Y.W.Y.B.M.A.P.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:21, Reply)

I've still not guessed it
Any hints?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:51, Reply)

I'll gaz it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 21:21, Reply)

I read that as
'oooooooh look I'm going to send mistaspakkaman a gaz, cos we're tight like that, yeah, you don't even know what we talk about when we gaz, we could be talking about you, you cunt lololol'
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 21:33, Reply)

Nah
We're just more ... ahem ... discrete.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 21:41, Reply)

I just thought it would be better than spoiling it!
Honest!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 23:34, Reply)

I'll do no such thing!
Being on b3ta is far too important.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:03, Reply)

Evenin' all
Crisis in East Bradford. The corner shop has run out of Rothmans AND JPS!

I'm stuck with 10 Lambert and Butler, which I'll have to smoke all at once to get my nicotine requirement to an acceptable level.

This is terrible.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 19:54, Reply)

Evening TD
Is your mouth wide enough for 10 ciggies?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:03, Reply)

I've got through four
In the last half-hour. Desperation straits. Might have to march out to Tesco Express.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:11, Reply)

cripes why don't you just roll them all into one super cigarette?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:12, Reply)

No roly-paper
Think the answer is to go to bed really - 05.00 start tomorrow.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:18, Reply)

bleurgh Lambert and Buttfuck
you'd have been better off with Gayfair.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 21:13, Reply)

Im still working my way through the 400 malbrough reds my mate brought me back from Iceland
the country, not the shop
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 21:52, Reply)

Sorry i vanished so thoroughly there...
wireless died.
back now...
anybody still around?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 9 Sep 2009, 21:16, Reply)

I'm still around to witness your vanishing tricks.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 21:22, Reply)

Abracachuffingdabbra!
and we're back in the room.
dude, i'm just too busy at the moment! i'm knackered!
and i have soooo many phone calls to return, most of them people needing work done.
why is it all so hard at the moment?
oh great internet, what's it all about?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 9 Sep 2009, 21:26, Reply)

It's about the light at the end of the tunnel
The tunnel is really the hole you've just drilled.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 21:42, Reply)

"and the light at the end of the tunnel
is just a freight-train headed my way..."
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 9 Sep 2009, 22:27, Reply)