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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Ah, but you foiled her plan
You just need to keep up the pretence, wait until she invites you round for dinner, and then seduce her husband.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:14, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
I don't want her husband.
I want a husband of my own !
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:17, Reply)
But if you play your cards right, he could be yours, not hers.

(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:18, Reply)
I don't want him.
I don't.
He probably won't like my mismatched nipples anyhow.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:19, Reply)
Ha ha
You can't sthpell nipppleths....
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:23, Reply)
I only spell it that way when I talk about rubbing them
*rubs*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:33, Reply)
So nipppleths are arroused nipples?

(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:37, Reply)
yessssssss

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:40, Reply)
But he'll have more choice that way.

(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:23, Reply)
you want another man sucking on your nipple?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:33, Reply)
As long as it's on your nork
I'll pretend it's yours.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:39, Reply)
you can't go back after it's been licked by a man
and it will be, I promise

you'll have to think about that when I give it back
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:41, Reply)
As long as it's had a good time
I really don't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:48, Reply)
best nipple owner ever

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 21:00, Reply)
We have to be
if we're to trust eachother to take care of eachother's nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 21:08, Reply)
thank god, there for a moment I thought you may be letting mine play with a food processor or something

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 21:12, Reply)
I don't play with food-processors
Not even as part of a novelty-bra for my moobs.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 21:26, Reply)
I don't either, that's how my cousin lost an eye
sad times
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 21:33, Reply)
He managed to confuse a bra for his glasses and then realised it was one of the above-mentioned novelty-bras?
But sorry to hear about your cousin.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 21:35, Reply)
I'm not entire sure how it happened but she managed to lose her eye and her manhood
sad times indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 21:37, Reply)
Her
manhood
?
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 21:44, Reply)
who knows, really

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 21:49, Reply)

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