How cool would that be
if he just turned round and said "actually I am magic" and then shot fireballs at people before ruling the world as an all powerful omnipotent overlord.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:25, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If genuine violence was involved, I would be more interested.

( thealternativefact, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:27, Reply)

If he was really magic
he would teleport you into the studio, even if you were in the middle of having a bath, or a poo, or having hot spunk fired at your norks, and go "HA! What do you think of that then Clendrix!"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:29, Reply)

I would reply,
'Boring.'
( thealternativefact, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:30, Reply)

He'd probably lick the spunk off her
Being a gayer 'n' all.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:31, Reply)

I'm sure he'd love the spunk
but I don't reckon he would like getting that close to such awesome knockers in case he got converted.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:38, Reply)

FUCK YOU AL
I had the exact same thought, just took longer to write it.
*cries*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:28, Reply)

YOU ARE SEXY

( thealternativefact, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:29, Reply)

That's the advantage he has over me

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:29, Reply)

editz
"That's ONE OF the MANY advantageS he has over me"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:30, Reply)

:D

( thealternativefact, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:30, Reply)

It's on Channel 4
so its possible! They'd probably make a reality tv show out of it.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:28, Reply)

that would be awesome
then he could take on david copperfield in a wizard's duel

I will not hear anyone say that david copperfield isn't magic, for the following reasons.
1. He can fly
2. He pulled Claudia Schiffer
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:30, Reply)

Claudia Schiffer likes ugly guys.
Have you seen her husband?
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:49, Reply)

no
she likes ugly guys after david copperfield used magic on her.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:50, Reply)

Hahaha
Ba-Zing.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:53, Reply)