So, lets keep today short and snappy
This evening I can either go to the gym, get my sweat on, get home tired yet happy, eat dinner, watch Hollyoaks, watch whatever else is on afterwards and then go to bed.

Or

I can go home, fit the small piece of wooden cornice below the front doorstep which I bought yesterday, varnish the beading I put round the fireplace and then sand part of the worktop and start re-oiling it.

So b3tans, you can decide for me, unless I don't like your decision.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:44, 39 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

do the diy
then relax with a croissant in a haze of smugness
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:45, Reply)

I heartily endorse this plan of action
naturally, I will be enjoying band practice and getting stoned out of my gourd as I don't have to work tomorrow
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:50, Reply)

Hahahaha
'get my sweat on'

EDIT: Do the diy, then it'll be all sorted! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Gym.
DIY is a Sunday job.
My choice has nothing to do with the thought of a sweaty Al.
( thealternativefact, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Go to the gym
I can use the time to steal more of your dirty laundry to sell on eBay.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:50, Reply)

Or you could do
secret option three, stay in eating lots of food, watching chick flicks, seeing as you love them so much!! Mwah haaaa!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:52, Reply)

seeing as you love them so much!! Mwah haaaa!

and wanking like a grinning chimp over George Clooney.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:54, Reply)

while crying like a little girl

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:55, Reply)

George Clooney his own reflection in the TV screen
( thealternativefact, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Hahahaha
Oh dear!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Who wouldn't wank over George Clooney though?
Grinning like a chimp is optional.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:58, Reply)

George Clooney is mine.
All miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:59, Reply)

I will fight you for him.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:02, Reply)

Arm wrestle?
Or bare knuckle fighting?
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:06, Reply)

Erm, I have little to no strength in my upper arms...
So bare knuckle. I can be a vicious little bitch.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:07, Reply)

You can distract her with your pert breasts
before delivering the knockout blow.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:10, Reply)

Shut it, you!
Now she'll be expecting my secret weapon.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:18, Reply)

I'm built like a brick shit house but I'm not very agile.
So I'll just sit on you till you beg for mercy.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:13, Reply)

That is, if you can catch me.
I fight like a cat.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Just give me the Clooney.
He's too damn old for you anyway.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:21, Reply)

My uncle looks like George Clooney
He's 39. He's very nice but he has no job and cleans up too much.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Hahaha
Are you offering him up as some sort of consolation prize?? Hehe
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:25, Reply)

It would appear so.
He taught me to whistle. He's the best whistler ever. At this rate he won't even need a dowry.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:27, Reply)

I am sorry to correct you but my mother is the best whistler ever... fact.
WHISTLE FIGHT!!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:29, Reply)

No!
Well I'm the best Lady Whistler in the North West. She can't take that away from me.
And I'd be interested to hear her My Sweet Lord before she took my title...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Pfffft
I dunno about My Sweet Lord but she does a mean Bernard Herrmann's Twisted Nerve from Kill Bill... it does concern me that she does it quite a lot. I am afraid she is going to turn up at my door one day whistling it with a syringe in her hand! *fears*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:33, Reply)

That's sod all
I'm better
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:35, Reply)

Haha
Don't make me lay the smack down, I'll jive talk you all around this board missy! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Peep, cracker
Yo mama's fluting be shit.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:38, Reply)

*cries*
You're a meanie! :-P
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:45, Reply)

*shakes hands*
I've really developed since you've been my nem'
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:51, Reply)

Hmmm...
Yes, yes, a little too much. Tell me would you like a cake?? You would, excellent come and sit in this chair. No not that one, this chair here!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Yum cake!
*is seated*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Mwahahahaha
I poisoned the cake and now I'm going to push a button and send your seat shooting down THE HOLE OF DOOM AND GLOOM!!

*pushes button*

*evils*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 10 Sep 2009, 12:24, Reply)

CURSES!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 12:37, Reply)

But he's so pretty
Can I at least borrow him, just the once?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Ok but don't wear him out with your youthful exhuberance.
I'm at my sexual peak and he'll be getting a battering when he's with me.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:31, Reply)

Yes!
Don't worry, I'll just warm him up for you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:34, Reply)

First one.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:52, Reply)