There's this thing by an underwear company
to pamper you if you win the most votes in a competition; the competition is why you love your body... you see where this is going.

"I loves me my body because I am just so super hot"

There was one of these types, Vapid Bitch is, I believe, her name, who had a shitload of votes. Then, behind her, also with a shitload of votes, is Legless's friend's... friend's... some sort of relation who - whilst I don't want to say sympathy vote I will say she deserves it more than any of the self-absorbed whores.

So, Vapid Bitch, despite not really standing out has many many votes, we suspect some kind of script is at work; a few people raise the issue with the organiser and they probably noticed as well, vapid bitch loses votes, becomes second to Legless's... person and we're all happy again.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 10 Sep 2009, 12:20, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I've never heard of cancer leading to someone having their leg chopped off.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 12:35, Reply)

Teddy Kennedy's son had his leg chopped off
due to cancer
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 12:40, Reply)

Wow, I've never heard of it before and now I've heard of it twice in one day.
I do hope she wins though, but not out of sympathy, more out of trolling.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 12:49, Reply)

Osteosarcoma
A lovely word. Means a tumour in your bone.

Catch it early enough and it can be treated. And healed.

But your actual bone doesn't have nerves so it doesn't hurt so you don't even know it's there.

Then you get the magic word.... It's metastasised and you're fucked. Metastasised means that for some absolutely unknown reason, it's decided to spread.

Nobody who's worked with tumours has even a clue as to why some malignant tumours spread and why some don't.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:40, Reply)