Poor shopping trolly ettiqute.
"EXCUSE ME, YES, YOU YOU FUCKING STUPID FUCKING BITCH, MOVE THE TROLLY HORIZONTAL IN THE ISLE SO YOU CAN BLOCK MORE PEOPLE."
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:27, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

"YES, THAT IS RIGHT, JUST STOP THERE WHILE I WAIT FOR YOU TO FINISH BROWSING... DONE NOW? NOW FUCK OFF YOU TWAT, GOD, NO WONDER WHY YOUR CHILDREN TURNED TO THE SMACK"

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:28, Reply)

"DON'T WORRY LOVE, I'LL WAIT HERE WHILE YOU DIG AROUND FOR YOUR PURSE, YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GOING TO NEED IT."

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:29, Reply)

I'm basicly a very angry person, on the inside.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:29, Reply)

I once stamped my foot and tutted.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:30, Reply)

hahaha I love you

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:31, Reply)

=D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:46, Reply)

I'm getting that
vibe off you.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:31, Reply)

It's ok as long as I've got my headphones on.
I mostly get angry at myself, I've got a 'system' when it comes to shopping in supermarkets, it never works but I have to use it. On average, I spend about an hour in my local ASDA, trying to work out what to have for dinner.

In general, I end up with 3 baskets (changing my mind each time) and walk out with just a DVD.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:41, Reply)

You see, cirtain things link into eachother, and other things don't.
Let's say I fancy, ermm, nachos (when I walk out).
- Gwakamoli
- Salsa
- Emintile Cheese
- Blue Cheese
- Nachos
... blue cheese gets wasted as I don't use much, so I need bread for sandwiches.
... now I need some sort of deli-meat for the sandwich, and I've run out of mayo.
... Oooo, oven chips and condiments.
... damn, can't have the nachos now *puts them back*
... Don't need the cheese, dips or nachos now.
... Can't make sandwiches without the cheese, so the bread goes back.
... OH LOOK, SPECIAL OFFER DVDS, IF I WATCH IT JUST ONCE IT PAYS FOR ITSELF.
... Oh man, do you know what would go really good with a DVD? NACHOS !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:45, Reply)

Ah see my issue with supermarkets is so bad
I have to have all my food delivered now so I don't have to deal with the cretins of Leytonstone Tesco!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:45, Reply)

I have to go through a private member's pub to get into my flat.
And there is no where to park as I'm on a main road.

Plus there are 3 major and 2 indi supermarkets within a 4 minuite walk from me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Curses
that does cause problems for delivery men. :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:14, Reply)

I am pleased to see that this thread is driving people to anger just thinking about stuff.

( thealternativefact, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:30, Reply)

YES, IT IS FINE FOR YOUR RETARDED LITTLE ANGEL TO SKATE INTO ME AT FULL PELT, IT'S CUTE AS I 'ACCIDENTLY' BOTTLE HIM WITH THE FIRST THING I LAY MY HANDS DOWN ON.
... in refferance to 'heelies'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:31, Reply)

only yesterday
my mrs was in the supermarché and some moronic slag was pushing her trolley into the end of an aisle. The slag stopped, right in the way, turned to my mrs and says "I'd go round the other way if I were you, I'm staying here"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Haaaaaaahahahahaha
'moronic slag'
( thealternativefact, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:31, Reply)

I think, and I could be wrong, that under the geniva convention...
... you're allowed to commit up to 3 (THREE) war-crimes on her and her sporn.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:33, Reply)

I think (and I'd like to take credit for twisting her this way)
that my mrs gave her a piece of her mind, utilising new and inventive swearwords.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:36, Reply)

i have been known
to send peoples shopping down the aisle when that happens. Usually I end up regretting it cause it is (or hits) grannies
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:32, Reply)

I move their shopping to the next asle if they're not looking.
Not only do I passive-aggressively win, but they have to start again.

I'm not proud of this, but a few times I've emptied my basket into their trolly and walked out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:34, Reply)

I actually hold you in higher esteem after reading that
and I didn't think that was possible
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:35, Reply)

indeed
the sly extra shopping items is also fun
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:43, Reply)