Maybe you should make her promise to show hers before you show yours.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I don't want to show her mine. I just want to see hers.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:27, Reply)

That's a bit unfair don't you think?

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:29, Reply)

*strokes nipple*
No. I don't. I can go to a strip club and see poon without showing mine. I can go online and see her tits without showing mine. I want to see her piranha.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:33, Reply)

You'll have to make sure she doesn't show you her pet fish then.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:45, Reply)

I'll look at anything she wants to show me.
Even her nippleths.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:58, Reply)

How many times do I gotta tell ya?
There's THREE P's in NIPPPLETHS...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:01, Reply)

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:04, Reply)

OF COURSE I PROBABLY WOULD
And don't shout at me please...I'm quite a fragile type, y'know...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:12, Reply)

Sorry, love
*offers cooooookie*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:18, Reply)

Hmmmm
Chocolate chip?

You might just lure me out from behind the sofa with a chocolate chip cookie.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:21, Reply)

you'll have to come out and see won't you?
*shakes basket filled with cookies*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:23, Reply)

But surely the nippleths are almost as fun as the puths

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:09, Reply)