Home Sweet Home

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 19:16, 88 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Home Sweet Home?
I'm now entering my 13th fucking hour in the office, and no sign of leaving yet. Luckily for me, tomorrow is a holiday. YAY!
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 19:30, Reply)

Yo flesh!
You got anything planned for your holiday?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 19:33, Reply)

actually yes
me and the missus are taking a semi break, going about 40km outta town to a hotel/spa. maybe get a round of golf in as well (depends on bloody rules though). Only a semi break, cuase its a Catalunya holiday only, and we have clients all over Spain, and in the States as well, who need servicing....
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 19:35, Reply)

Do you live in Catalonia then?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 19:38, Reply)

I do indeed
I'm in Barcelona, enjoying the sun (but not the ridiculously high temperatures)
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 19:48, Reply)

I've been to Barcelona before
If you see a Paella cafe near the Sagrada Família, you might want to apologise on my behalf, because about 10 years ago, I accidentally walked away and unintentionally forgot to pay.

But yeah - the temperatures..;. Even London's a challenge for me.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:00, Reply)

oooh
you naughty naughty boy.Though it's probably closed now.

I actually work not far from there - can't see it from my window though.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:17, Reply)

Thing is
I had walked a few blocks away by then, and all of a sudden, I felt guilty about doing so. The guilt far far far outweighed the financial gain of a free Paella.

I think karma did play an important part in that particular Interrail trip.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:18, Reply)

ha
thats what you get for eating at tourist traps
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:44, Reply)

The karma only kicked in about a week later
And even that wasn't until after I had sneaked into a youth hostel and stayed the night for free.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:16, Reply)

Mistaspakkaman, pleasure as always
*curtsies*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 19:31, Reply)

* Bows *

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 19:33, Reply)

alright so I've seen Lady Gaga's tits, when do I get to see the puss?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:14, Reply)

Maybe you should show her yours first?

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:16, Reply)

wait...no that won't work

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:17, Reply)

Maybe you should make her promise to show hers before you show yours.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:19, Reply)

I don't want to show her mine. I just want to see hers.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:27, Reply)

That's a bit unfair don't you think?

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:29, Reply)

*strokes nipple*
No. I don't. I can go to a strip club and see poon without showing mine. I can go online and see her tits without showing mine. I want to see her piranha.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:33, Reply)

You'll have to make sure she doesn't show you her pet fish then.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:45, Reply)

I'll look at anything she wants to show me.
Even her nippleths.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:58, Reply)

How many times do I gotta tell ya?
There's THREE P's in NIPPPLETHS...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:01, Reply)

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:04, Reply)

OF COURSE I PROBABLY WOULD
And don't shout at me please...I'm quite a fragile type, y'know...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:12, Reply)

Sorry, love
*offers cooooookie*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:18, Reply)

Hmmmm
Chocolate chip?

You might just lure me out from behind the sofa with a chocolate chip cookie.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:21, Reply)

you'll have to come out and see won't you?
*shakes basket filled with cookies*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:23, Reply)

But surely the nippleths are almost as fun as the puths

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:09, Reply)

I'm going to have fun with this QOTW.
I think I'll be here till next Thursday; my parents are gold for this...
( Maladicta, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 19:50, Reply)

hiiiiii

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 19:51, Reply)

O hai!

( Maladicta, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 19:55, Reply)

O haai!!!
That's Dutch for 'shark'.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 19:57, Reply)

And German, if my memory serves me correctly.

( Maladicta, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:05, Reply)

And whatsmore,
You could use the 'O' as a hoop to watch the Dutch and German sharks jump through.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:08, Reply)

What would German sharks sound like?
Or Dutch ones for that matter. I shall muse on this.
( Maladicta, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:19, Reply)

Not sure what they'd sound like
but I suspect the Dutch sharks would sound more laid back.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:17, Reply)

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
I've a sneaking suspicion it's something do to with a foreign country
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:20, Reply)

Working my arse off for a company whose trains all like to get stranded in one place
for several hours at a time. And then dealing with the hordes of infuriated customers who have been told that since it is not our fault, there will be no compensation.
( Maladicta, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:25, Reply)

Perhaps you could try herding the trains away from that place
and herd the customers away from the complaints department.

I could probably help with the former by hacking into the system that controls the points.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:27, Reply)

Go, trains. Leave this place.
Go, customers. These are not the droids you are looking for.
( Maladicta, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:29, Reply)

If I could re-direct the Eurostar trains
I'd send them down the London Underground. It takes twice as long to get from St. Pancras to my flat than it does from St Pancras to the tunnel-mouth.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:35, Reply)

Now that would be awesome.
It takes me half an hour to get from work to London, although I do have to ride in the buffet car...
( Maladicta, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:38, Reply)

Now, if only the Central line would have a buffet car
and a toilet for that matter.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:41, Reply)

cunting cunty cunt cunts

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:36, Reply)

Aren't they just?
If I never see another cab receipt with the meter in the hundreds it'll be far too soon...

On that bombshell, I'm afraid I must commence Stage 1 of Operation: Clean The Flat In Preparation For Maternal Inspection In A Fortnight's Time. Bloody parents.
( Maladicta, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:44, Reply)

OK. Go go go!
A fortnight? A multi-stage operation? This is why I'm glad I live in a studio flat!

* imagines Maladicta spinning her computer chair into a cartoon whirlwind that cleans the flat while she's still sitting on it *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:48, Reply)

I'm going to have Operation: Spray paint the neighbors shite wrought iron patio furniture white with green polka dots

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:06, Reply)

Yo Mallie
From what I've heard, this QOTW's just for you.

Personally, my cure for this sort of thing would be to go to Uni in a different country.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 19:54, Reply)

I did for some time,
sadly, I had to a) tell them where I was going and b) return to the UK.
( Maladicta, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 19:55, Reply)

I did my full course in the UK while my parents were abroad
Sadly, a spell of unemployment meant I had to go back to my parents post Uni.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:02, Reply)

I was so very lucky to get this job.
Living with the parents again would have sent me a bit mental.
( Maladicta, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:05, Reply)

Took me a while to get my first job
But fortunately, my parents are ace.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:09, Reply)

Then your situation is the inverse of mine, good sir :)

( Maladicta, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:19, Reply)

I may have relied a bit too much on my parents
Instead of getting any old crap job and gaining life experience, I did my own thang and got into my chosen career. But now, I have a great job which I enjoy and have absolutely no regrets.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:22, Reply)

Well, loads of things suck, I mean seriously seriously suck.
And I forgot to get a bar of chocolate on the way to my mum's place so I can have a big gay bath and lose myself in the worst "darren-brown-by-numbers" book I've ever read, which so far has involved.
- An exploding helecopter, because someone chucked a wrench at the blades.
- An exploding farrari
- The heroween happens to be the daughter of the villan.
- The CIA funding the downfall of the vatican, except it's not the CIA but a secret organisation, but they have THE SAME AMOUNT OF POWER.

It's bleeding aweful, but easy to read. Oh, there is the natural clive-clustoner (or whatever his name is) quote on the front.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:08, Reply)

But I found a secret stash of diazipams and i've got ribs'n'chips for dinner.
And tomorow morning i'm going to get myself seen by the GP.

So it's not the end of the world, just the end of some of it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:11, Reply)

I should really see the GP about my ear
But on the plus side, I finally had a word with my landlord about my bathtap, so my newly acquired skills as a voodoo bathtap operator will become obsolete.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:15, Reply)

I'm gonna be honest with you here, spack@tak, I have no idea what you're talking about here.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:25, Reply)

Was having a bit of an earache this week. Seems to have cleared up but I might see the doctor about it just in case.
As for the bathtap, the hot water tap was a bit dodgy, so I've learned a few tricks to make it work at least some of the time.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:32, Reply)

my mum works for the CIA
but thats all I can tell you, otherwise I'll have to be killed
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:11, Reply)

Maybe she's one of those helicopter parents
and she only got into the CIA to spy on you.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:23, Reply)

she is quite fucking nosey

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:26, Reply)

I think she might know what you're doing with your doctor's husband.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:32, Reply)

well, she probably does now
well done
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:33, Reply)

And she'll no doubt pass on all the little tidbits onto me.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:52, Reply)

what a hussy
I told her if I caught her selling my secrets again she was out of the will
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:07, Reply)

But if she's making a mint selling the sectets, would she care?

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:18, Reply)

I hate you
you ruin my time before I'm off work, every damn day

*runs away with your nipple*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:23, Reply)

Gah!
I forgot to ask for it back yet again!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:30, Reply)

Someone should totally do a telly show "MI5 vs MI6 vs FBI vs CIA" at verious tasks.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:27, Reply)

we have a military channel on tv
they did tests on black ops guys, apparently they are super human and super sexy
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:31, Reply)

and therefore
they werent real black ops - trained actors for sure
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:50, Reply)

huh uh
one was Iranian and built like a brick shit house
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:52, Reply)

Greetings Gonz
Perhaps you could not worry too much about your chocolatelessness and instead have a heterosexual bath.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:12, Reply)

As long as I can still have bubbly and silky and smelly things in there.
I mean, nice smelly.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:22, Reply)

That's nice
And if you can find some rubber ducks and battleships to play with, you'll truly have SuperHappyFunBathTiem!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:54, Reply)

Evenin all!
Hey Mal you been to that France?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:26, Reply)

Evening Roots
How's Scouse-land these days?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:33, Reply)

Hey Spak!
Scouseland's good ta. We've had nice weather today. I'm just getting my shit together cos I'm at a ball tomorrow then off to London first thing Saturday mornin. How's you and your club-foot ear?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:40, Reply)

Ear's calmed down
but am thinking of seeing a doctor about it.

What brings you to London?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:25, Reply)

alright, whats scouse?
Roota said I spoke it fluently earlier and I'm not sure how I did so.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:41, Reply)

Scouse is many things
Scouse is the local dish of Liverpool. It's the Liverpool accent. A scouser is a person from Liverpool. :-)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:47, Reply)

Hola, HSH persons
TD reporting for duty on an unprecedented second consecutive night.

Fair to say there's not much doing in my life at the moment.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:37, Reply)

*waves*
I've got loads to do. I'll start at 9...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:43, Reply)

Greetings TD
If it's not DO, it's CHAT!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:49, Reply)

Thing is, fella
I'm a very active person.

I feel rather guilty about sitting in front of the confuser too much. I've still got a lot to do to make this house saleable and could be doing it right now.

But it's my weekend now - no work of any kind until Sunday, just loads of dog walking, so maybe I can justify being an increasingly drunken slob tonight.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:59, Reply)

I had a curry for tea
and I may have a poo later.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:58, Reply)

Evening DiT
I'm going to have a poo, and might even have some tea tonight.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:01, Reply)