Perhaps you could try herding the trains away from that place
and herd the customers away from the complaints department.

I could probably help with the former by hacking into the system that controls the points.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:27, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Go, trains. Leave this place.
Go, customers. These are not the droids you are looking for.
( Maladicta, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:29, Reply)

If I could re-direct the Eurostar trains
I'd send them down the London Underground. It takes twice as long to get from St. Pancras to my flat than it does from St Pancras to the tunnel-mouth.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:35, Reply)

Now that would be awesome.
It takes me half an hour to get from work to London, although I do have to ride in the buffet car...
( Maladicta, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:38, Reply)

Now, if only the Central line would have a buffet car
and a toilet for that matter.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:41, Reply)