In fairness
a lot of people have had my mum. It's entirely possible.

As for pineapple in fruit baskets, I've never really understood that. It's not the most accessible of fruits is it?
(berk, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

In London, you can get nicked for carrying an offensive weapon if you have a pineapple on you.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:57, Reply)

I got nicked for carrying an offensive weapon when when I had a picture of ym's minge in my pocket.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:59, Reply)

Really?
DEATH BY PINEAPPLE!

I'm a gullible northern, but from what I hear of the Met, this is plausible...
(berk, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:59, Reply)

If you get on a tube carrying a pineapple
they have the right to shoot you in the leg.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:01, Reply)

Better
than being shot in the face, I suppose.
(berk, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:02, Reply)

Depends if your legs are your best feature or not

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:03, Reply)

I would prefer
to sacrifice a leg in return for not having a bullet ridden head.

Just, you know. Personal preference.
(berk, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:07, Reply)

Northern Pooftah!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:23, Reply)