Pfffft
Earlier today I got a text from a friend which was clearly not meant for my eyes. Therefore I am of course going to share it with all of you, and it reads thusly:
'yarr said I matey,
that would really shiver my timbers,
by that I mean cock'
damn you and your haiku related temptations!'

So....I have friends who are in to pirate porn and poetry. I hesitated to tell my friend his error but then I thought - sod it. How often do you get to rip the piss about something that odd?

What's the weirdest thing you've ever received that was meant for someone else?
(berk, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:30, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

ym

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:35, Reply)

But, in real life, a fruit basket
which had rather too much pineapple in it...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:36, Reply)

and a photo of ym's minge

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:55, Reply)

In fairness
a lot of people have had my mum. It's entirely possible.

As for pineapple in fruit baskets, I've never really understood that. It's not the most accessible of fruits is it?
(berk, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:56, Reply)

In London, you can get nicked for carrying an offensive weapon if you have a pineapple on you.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:57, Reply)

I got nicked for carrying an offensive weapon when when I had a picture of ym's minge in my pocket.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:59, Reply)

Really?
DEATH BY PINEAPPLE!

I'm a gullible northern, but from what I hear of the Met, this is plausible...
(berk, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:59, Reply)

If you get on a tube carrying a pineapple
they have the right to shoot you in the leg.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:01, Reply)

Better
than being shot in the face, I suppose.
(berk, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:02, Reply)

Depends if your legs are your best feature or not

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:03, Reply)

I would prefer
to sacrifice a leg in return for not having a bullet ridden head.

Just, you know. Personal preference.
(berk, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:07, Reply)

Northern Pooftah!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:23, Reply)

lesbian porn mag and a lighter that reveals a naked man when clicked

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:38, Reply)

At the same
time, and from the same person? It's nice to know they've covered all bases...
(berk, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:03, Reply)

they were sort of thrust at me then she realised they were meant for our friend and took them from me and thrust them at her
I really don't know what was going on
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:13, Reply)

Thrust, eh?
aren't you the lucky one?
(berk, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:25, Reply)

depends on how you look at it
only one thrust isn't really worth it, is it?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:26, Reply)

Sadly not
I wish I didn't speak from experience, but my first boyfriend was truly terrible.
(berk, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:40, Reply)

I've had a few that were about the same
here's a phrase passed between my best mate and I "he wanted it that bad"
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:48, Reply)

I once recieved a mis-directed text about some bloke wearing some lass'es underwear.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:13, Reply)

Did you
enquire further?
(berk, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:26, Reply)

Sadly, I didn't milk this to it's full potential.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:43, Reply)

i had a voicemail from a nurse about a ladies test results
and it was a witheld number so i couldn't even let them know
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:27, Reply)

I was given weed
a big bloody bag of it too, it was meant for another bloke. That was nice!
(knackerz is skinning up, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 1:09, Reply)