Did you blow them up with your terrorist buddies?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:58, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Allah Akbar!
Death to the West!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:59, Reply)

Shit.
There's a man in dark glasses at my door. Should I be worried?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:59, Reply)

No, he's probably just scared in case he sees your mrs

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:00, Reply)

You thoroughgoing swine!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:02, Reply)

Nope. He's come to tune your piano.

( thealternativefact, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:01, Reply)

tune diddle
piano mrs
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:01, Reply)

diddle tickle
mrs fish
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:03, Reply)

tickle Jizz on
fish Clendrix's massive norks.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:04, Reply)

I don't know why she arranges to have that done here.
It takes ages to clean up afterwards. And there's a sort of jizz silhouette of Clenders on my lounge wall.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:05, Reply)

I have it done everywhere else.
Why not your place?
( thealternativefact, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:07, Reply)

True,
but I'd really appreciate it if you just left some bleach behind.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:08, Reply)

Terribly sorry, old bean.

( thealternativefact, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:09, Reply)

I'm sure I heard you say that in my bathroom.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:10, Reply)

Sorry that was me
I got carried away
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:13, Reply)

Someone oughta...

( thealternativefact, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:17, Reply)

Yeah man.
I mean *helium* Yeah man! We fucked holes in Battenberg cakes too.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:01, Reply)

Fucking Battenburgs
deserve what they get.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:02, Reply)

*tut*
You don't get it do you? I can theoretically, hypothetically, virtually terrorise the marzipan-related products on The Internet. YOU cannot bully them. Go over there and sit on your hands.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:06, Reply)

*tuts*
She said your hands, Al.
( thealternativefact, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:09, Reply)

Well don't put your hands on the chair then
it's an open invitation.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:11, Reply)

Don't ask him to sit on his hands! He'll only....
...Oh.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:09, Reply)

Sorry
I'll clean that up
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:10, Reply)

Damn right.
*stands over you, and watches*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:21, Reply)

I'm sorry
I admit, I went to far and crossed a line. I mustn't bully cakes any more.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:10, Reply)

And wash your fucking hands!
Jesus. It's like a creche in here.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:14, Reply)