Me?
I'm not the one who wants to fuck a scented prune love ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:31, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I didn't say I wanted to.
I said I might if I were drunk and he were around.

It was more of "Oh wow, he smells spectacular and my body is reacting strangely"
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:34, Reply)

Those crazy merkins and their crazy vaginas.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:36, Reply)

They're great, really

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:38, Reply)

Well, you and your great vagina have a lovely evening
I'm off to bed.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:40, Reply)

yeah, same to you and your vagina

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:41, Reply)

I should get back to revision too really

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:41, Reply)

What cologne is it out of interest?
I don't recall any having that much of an effect on me without thinking the guy wearing it was worth me looking at.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:37, Reply)

I have no idea
it's probably infused with pheremones or something

my mate has perfume like that, it's called Basic Instinct, it's supposed to attract men or something
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:38, Reply)

So it's an amazing cologne, but you have no idea of what it is?
Does your mate wear knickers? Or does she just sit in a minidress, crossing and uncrossing her legs in a rather unbecomming fashion? I'm told that will attract me too...
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:43, Reply)

well no, it's not like I was "hey you smell great, what is that by the way?"
and yes she does, but if she's ever trying to attract you I'll let her know what she needs to do
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:44, Reply)

So it's not a particular cologne you like, just some of them that smell generic. I'm with you now.
Cheers love :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:47, Reply)

what?
do you just read random things in the middle of plainly stated sentences?

gosh becky
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:53, Reply)

miss miss miss
not a lot happened today....but i can say
BGB got called out on talk as a big hermaphrodite or something -
Spimf is well pleased because she made him cry the other day and DELETE his post which was poor interneting, although his post from last night was well sad too
Al the london geordie is well pleased by this because he’s spent the last two (YES TWO) days crying salty tears because BGB endorsed your boyfriend BERT’s verbal bashing of him, which was WELL funny and showed him up as a shit attention seeking internet tool. He has been bashing his chubby paws away to remedy this but to no avail.

Other than that it’s just been the usual autism fail around here, this week QOTW should prove to be a goldmine of shite so I’ll be lookin for your valued contributions.
(Anushka just call me james, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:48, Reply)

Gasps
A new meat puppet...well hurrah!

I'd love to stay and chat, but I have things to do OFFLINE. I'm sure we'll speak soon. Love and kisses.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:51, Reply)

Don't be a stranger now
lovely becky
xx
(Anushka just call me james, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:59, Reply)

So which one are you then?
:)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:58, Reply)

I'm well ORIGINAL
and checkin dis place out
yabehearin' mo from me
peaceout
gangsigns
(Anushka just call me james, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:03, Reply)