So we've had goatse, 2 girls one cup, mr hands, 1 man 1 jar....
What treasure shall the internet bestow upon us next? Never in my wildest dreams when surfing the net on dial up and wathing my porn load line by line did I ever think it would get this good.

I bet theirs an untapped hoard of depravity just waiting to be unloaded into the western world from africa. As soon as they get the internet that is.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 21:58, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I don't recall one called Mr hands. I'm a little afraid to google.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 22:07, Reply)

Do you like horses?
Perhaps as an introduction check wikipedia. There is a nice explanation on there. Actually, you know what. I have no life otherwise I'd be out on a Friday night so I may as well get it for you: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Pinyan

Well actually that's not strictly true. I do have a life. I'm just having a break from said life for some me time. I'm doing all the things I don't get to do while i'm out with all my millions of friends like look in the mirror and admire my finely sculpted jaw line in the mirror. Oh and of course I'm trying to beat my personal best of time 'How long can you be at home alone on the internet before I look at at a porn site'. 5 minutes seems so achievable on paper.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 22:17, Reply)

Ahh, I remember now. No need to google or click the link.
*shudders a little*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 22:25, Reply)

Ah...
A memory stored such that it comes to haunt you like the ghost of long forgotten school bogey that you remember sticking to wall of the science lab and still recall seeing many months later.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 22:28, Reply)

you're wierd.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 12 Sep 2009, 0:18, Reply)

what's next?
there's "one guy, one screwdriver" Ain't looked for or at it yet, but my house-mate has.
( Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Sat 12 Sep 2009, 3:39, Reply)

My mate was telling me about "one guy: 2 needles"
Or at least some random number of needles anyway. It's one of the things that makes me wince, whatever the film I see it in, so to see it in "real life" going into willies and stuff would really make me gag.

In fact I'm a right pussy when it comes to these shock videos.. Pictures I can handle but the videos are horrible..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 12 Sep 2009, 8:39, Reply)

is..
that the video of him battering his male bits and then frying it on the hob?
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Sat 12 Sep 2009, 12:53, Reply)